June 1, 2009

Twilight retards strike again


"Twilight," the popular vampire drama starring Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, sucked up golden popcorn trophies for best movie, best fight, best kiss, breakthrough male performance and breakthrough female performance during Sunday's freewheeling and often-bleeped ceremony at the Gibson Amphitheatre in Universal City, Calif.

"The fans are the ultimate driving force," Stewart said while accepting her best female performance trophy (which she promptly dropped on the floor, breaking off a chunk of the golden popcorn). Awards were decided by fan votes.

Other winners included "High School Musical 3: Senior Year" star Zac Efron for male performance and his co-star Ashley Tisdale for female breakthrough performance. Miley Cyrus accepted the best song from a movie prize for "The Climb" from "Hannah Montana: The Movie," preventing "Twilight" from sweeping all six nominated categories.

Ah yes, the fans. The crazy lunatic zombiefied people that are now Twilight, HSM3 and Miley Cyprus fans have done the damage once again as they (stupidly and irrationally) vote for these horrible, terrible, pathetic, lousy, worthless, disgusting, useless, atrocious, appalling, failed, annoying, irritating, stupid, senseless, and most of all unrealistic, sorry excuses for movies and songs. Kids, This just goes to show what braindead or brainwashed people can do, and just how terrible the effects are to the whole world. It's a shame the MTVMA was not decided by a panel of experts and proffessionals (WHY NOT?!?!?!?!), otherwise none, NONE of these abominations would even be NOMINATED on the MTVMA.

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